glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.
femburton:

lilcochina:

What is going on omg

explain this

(Source: jerksuke, via gloomyteens)


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paradisaic1:

Every time you feel ugly or lonely, just remember that I am beautiful and have lots of friends

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)


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hipster-trichster:

endiot:

I remember my sixth grade experience

so do I and it was nothing like that

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

242,023 notes




180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)


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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail, via thefutureischeesepants)


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mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

reallylameblog:

nosdrinker:

let us all remember the greatest american idol audition

this man is literally the real life version of tobias fünke

(via thomasthetalkingengine)

82,383 notes



contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via not-thefunniestblog)


336,568 notes


polysyndetons:

mxjoshuafranklinstein:

Are you fucking serious?!??!!!

holy fucking shit

But I keep cruising
Can’t stop, won’t stop moving

(Source: gavemeroses, via zackisontumblr)


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hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via harrypotterhippie)

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