Five Pears and a Lost Soul

chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

(Source: seaking)

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

(Source: hapsical)

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

(Source: goldcraze)

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

bowlingforsoup:

i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message

(Source: laughcentre)

rupindre:

awkward-syndr0me:

So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated on Tumblr and turned this in.

this didn’t happen

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

lady-of-asgard:

iamtonysexual:

remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced

not

WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

Reasons I need to get a haircut soon:

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

scarecrowcoffee:

I’m starting to look like Jesus

Moshi moshi, Jesus Desu

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS

STAHP

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

(Source: redsuspenders)

assilikesbowties:

i was helping my grandparents clean their house when suddenly…

i noticed a familiar face on the carpet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)